speculation

while driving, i saw a large cardboard sign propped up in the median reading, "yard sale from hell". so i thought: what would i find at an actual yard sale from hell? '70s bell-bottomed pitchforks? tacky decor ("the puce fire just never worked with the brimstone.")? a copy of the 20 volume encyclopedia of temptation (better stuff free online)? what hidden gems might turn up? hmm...