victory through unity, unity through blueness!

from an interview with house minority leader pelosi:

"When the Republican leadership tells its members, 'there is a blue cup on the table,' every Republican repeats, 'there is a blue cup on the table,'" she said. She sighed. "When I tell my fellow Democrats, 'there is a blue cup on the table,' one will say 'there is a blue cup on a round table.' Another will say, 'there is a blue cup next to Nancy Pelosi's cup.' Another: 'a blue cup on a brown table.'"

that was once true about the GOP. these days, half the party wants to know if the blue cup is next to a blue cup or next to a pink cup, as god intended. another part of the party wants to lower the blue cup's taxes, regardless of whether inanimate objects pay taxes. other members couldn't care less about the color, so long it holds water. these are overlapping groups, so mix to taste.